CHILLIN' MODE ACTIVATED, PLEASE DISTRACT ME NOT HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's click here fact. I need my morning dose of caffeine like a person depends on oxygen. Seriously, the concept of starting my day without it makes me anxiety. Latte doesn't concern much, as long as that bitter flavor touches my mouth. It's not just a drink, it's power for my mind. I am an individual of routine, and that habit